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With the serious stuff covered, please also note:

• This product is meant for educational purposes only.
• Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
• Void where prohibited.
• Some assembly required.
• Batteries not included.
• Contents may settle during shipment.
• Use only as directed.
• No other warranty expressed or implied.
• Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
• This is not an offer to sell securities.
• Apply only to affected area.
• May be too intense for some viewers.
• Use other side for additional listings.
• For recreational use only.
• All models over 18 years of age.
• If condition persists, consult your physician.
• No user-serviceable parts inside.
• Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
• Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
• For off-road use only.
• As seen on TV.
• One size fits all... (not really)
• Colors may, in time, fade.
• Slippery when wet.
• For office use only.
• Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
• Edited for television.
• List was current at time of printing.
• Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
• At participating locations only.
• Not the Beatles.
• Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
• Do not write below this line.
• Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
• Avoid contact with skin.
• Sanitized for your protection.
• Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
• Employees and their families are not eligible.
• Beware of dog.
• Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
• Limited time offer, call now to ensure prompt delivery.
• You must be present to win. No passes accepted for this engagement.
• Use only in a well-ventilated are. Keep away from fire or flames.
• Check here if tax deductible.
• Some equipment shown is optional.
• No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
• Call toll free before digging.
• Driver does not carry cash.
• Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for identification purposes only.
• Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T.
• Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.
• No transfers issued until the bus comes to a complete stop.
• Package sold by weight, not volume.
• Your mileage may vary.
• This article does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat.
• Don't quote me on that.
• Don't quote me on anything.
• All rights reserved.
• Terms are subject to change without notice.
• Illustrations are slightly enlarged to show detail.
• Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law.
• Hand wash only, tumble dry on low heat.
• Do not bend, fold, mutilate, or spindle.
• No substitutions allowed.
• For a limited time only.
• This article is void where prohibited, taxed, or otherwise restricted.
• Caveat emptor.
• Reader assumes full responsibility.
• Quantities are limited, while supplies last.
• If any defects are discovered, do not attempt to read them yourself, but return to an authorized service center.
• Read at your own risk.
• Website may contain explicit materials some readers may find objectionable, parental guidance is advised.
• Keep away from sunlight.
• Keep away from pets and small children.
• Batteries not included.
• Action figures sold separately.
• No preservatives added.
• Slippery when wet.
• Safety goggles may be required during use.
• Sealed for your protection, do not read if safety seal is broken.
• For external use only. If rash, irritation, redness, or swelling develops, discontinue reading.
• Read only with proper ventilation.
• Avoid extreme temperatures and store in a cool dry place.
• Keep away from open flames.
• Avoid contact with eyes and skin and avoid inhaling fumes.
• Do not puncture, incinerate, or store above 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
• Do not place near a flammable or magnetic source.
• The best safeguard, second only to abstinence, is the use of a condom.
• No salt, MSG, artificial color or flavoring added.
• If ingested, do not induce vomiting, and if symptoms persist, consult a physician.
• May cause any of the aforementioned effects and/or death.
• Website is ribbed for your pleasure.
• Possible penalties for early withdrawal.
• Slightly higher west of the Rockies.
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• Other restrictions may apply.

• This doesn't supersede any previous notices.